Tumblr Mouse Cursors


raphael: *looks directly into the camera like he’s on the office*


(Source: zggamarchive)



i don’t think aliens exist

dancing alien gif

then wtf do u call this

(Source: whiteboyfriend)

(Source: bricesander)

  • Cashier: That'll be $4.03
  • Me: I only have $4...
  • Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
  • Me: ...........
  • Cashier: ........
  • Me: what are we?



I wasn’t feeling well so I fell sleep really early like 5 o’clock and I woke up and it said it was 7:20 and so I rushed to get ready and my parents refused me to drive to school even after I missed my bus so I started walking down the road and got about half a mile before I realized it was 7 PM

the worst part is that my parents don’t believe me. they think this is a prank. they actually don’t believe I’m this stupid

(Source: meltedpoo)