- Cashier: That'll be $4.03
- Me: I only have $4...
- Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
- Me: ...........
- Cashier: ........
- Me: what are we?
I wasn’t feeling well so I fell sleep really early like 5 o’clock and I woke up and it said it was 7:20 and so I rushed to get ready and my parents refused me to drive to school even after I missed my bus so I started walking down the road and got about half a mile before I realized it was 7 PM
the worst part is that my parents don’t believe me. they think this is a prank. they actually don’t believe I’m this stupid